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a stringed instrument walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "What…

a stringed instrument walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "What are you." "I'm a harp," the instrument replied. The bartender eyed the instrument. "You look a little small to be a harp." The instrument refuted, "Are you calling me a lyre?!"
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