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I've been told I'm really good a wrapping. I guess you could say I'm gifted.
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Christmas
This year, I asked Santa for a globe, and he delivered! This gift means the world to me.
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Christmas World
I used to wonder how much it cost Santa to park his sleigh. Then I realized it cost him nothing; it's on the house.
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Christmas Money
What do you call a poor Santa Claus? Saint Nickel-less
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Christmas Money
I started carrying around a small stone with me to throw at people who sing or play Christmas songs before Thanksgiving. It's my jingle bell rock.
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Christmas Music OtherHolidays
A dyslexic man accidentally sold his soul to Santa.
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Disability Christmas OneLiner Halloween
He's making a database, He's sorting it twice, SELECT * from contacts WHERE behavior = 'nice', SQL Clause is coming to town!
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Christmas Medical Technology