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I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. That poor man....
This year, I asked Santa for a globe, and he delivered! This gift means the world to me.
I went to a halloween party last night dressed as a globe. I didn't talk to anyone, though. I was in my own little world.
If people from the US smile, then does that mean people in Europe skilometer?
A mummy covered in nuts and chocolate has been found in Egypt! Archeologists think it might be the Ferrero Rocher!
If you ever visit Athens, be sure to wake up extra early to beat the crowds, because dawn is tough on Greece.