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I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. That poor man....
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This year, I asked Santa for a globe, and he delivered! This gift means the world to me.
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If people from the US smile, then does that mean people in Europe skilometer?
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A mummy covered in nuts and chocolate has been found in Egypt! Archeologists think it might be the Ferrero Rocher!
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If you ever visit Athens, be sure to wake up extra early to beat the crowds, because dawn is tough on Greece.
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