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Remember, the existence of silly putty implies the existence of a serious putty. I believe that serious putty to be c4.
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Not to brag, but I made six figures last year. I was also named the worst employee at the toy factory.
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When my wife found my witch and lion plushies in my wardrobe, she asked why they were there. I told her, "It's Narnia business!"
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You know, getting my kite stuck in a tree isn't the thing I hate the MOST, but it is up there.
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