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I tried to start a business selling tiny chairs, but the market for them was too small.
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Business Furniture
I went shopping at a furniture store the other day, and now they won't stop calling me. All I wanted was one nightstand.
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Furniture Relationships Shopping
You can turn any sofa into a sofa bed by telling your wife to calm down
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Furniture Relationships
My wife is addicted to IKEA. She's really showing stock-home syndrome. It was pretty obvious once I put it together.
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Furniture Pun-Ishing Relationships Shopping