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I grew up on an odd cattle farm. We had one cow that loved horns. S…
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I grew up on an odd cattle farm. We had one cow that loved horns. She was a moosician.
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We had one cow with no right legs. We called her Lean Beef.
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We had another cow with no legs at all. We called her Gound Beef.
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