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I was at the airport today and saw a man collapse on the rotating luggage carousel. He slowly came around.
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Airport police say that the number of people smuggling helium balloons in their luggage is under control. But cases continue to rise.
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Ok, it seems I'm addicted to airport jokes. I just hope it's not terminal.
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