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This year, I have a resolution to get a velcro wall, and I'm sticki…

Collection: Velcro
I heard the maker of Velcro died recently. Rip.
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Collection: Velcro
When he first proposed the idea of Velcro to manufacturers, he was repeatedly told it would never stick
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Collection: Velcro
I have to say it's been nice to not feel committed to a pair of shoes, where there's no strings attached.
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Collection: Velcro
But the more I see the quality of these Velcro shoes, the more I worry about these things being a complete rip-off.
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Collection: Velcro
I hear they're working on transparent Velcro, but I don't see it catching on
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Collection: Velcro
This year, I have a resolution to get a velcro wall, and I'm sticking to it!
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